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7/31/2007
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($89)
2nd Place: Gas Station Sushi ($53)
3rd Place: Chipotle Couture by TS ($35)
7/24/2007
1st Place: Stonecutters ($119)
2nd Place: A2 + B2 ($71)
3rd Place: The Wild Captives ($47)
7/17/2007
1st Place: Bob's Lobotomy ($132)
2nd Place: Gas Station Sushi ($80)
3rd Place: Todd Kissed me where I Pee ($52)
7/10/2024
1st Place: Gas Station Sushi ($126)
2nd Place: Buttercream Gang ($76)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($50)
7/3/2025
1st Place: An Entry from the Captains Log ($111)
2nd Place: Buttercream Gang ($66)
3rd Place: Got Nothing - Need Cocaine ($44)
6/26/2007
1st Place: The Stonecutters ($138)
2nd Place: Plane Hamburger ($82)
3rd Place: Memphis has lost it's Johnson ($55)
6/19/2007
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($150)
2nd Place: Evil Stone Petters ($90)
3rd Place: Shark Sandwich ($60)
6/12/2024
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($148)
2nd Place: Shark Sandwich, Shit Sandwich ($89)
3rd Place: Buttercream Gang ($60)
6/5/2025
1st Place: Cool Hand Job Paris ($158)
2nd Place: Plane Hamburger ($95)
3rd Place: Doucheland Doucheland Uber Alles ($64)
5/29/2007
1st Place: We're not drunk - We're Just Anemic ($114.00)
2nd Place: Jeff Buckley Backstroke ($68)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($46)
5/22/2007
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($136)
2nd Place: Ophelia Pain in the Ass ($84)
3rd Place: Stonecutters ($53)
5/15/2007
1st Place: Sissy Bitches ($110)
2nd Place: Gilmore Girls Gone Wild ($66)
3rd Place: Stonecutters ($44)
5/8/2024
1st Place: Sissy Bitches ($100)
2nd Place: Plane Hamburger ($60)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($40)
5/1/2025
1st Place: Stonecutters ($91)
2nd Place: Beat it Nerd ($55)
3rd Place: The Anthropophagist ($37)
4/24/2007
1st Place: Gas Station Sushi ($75)
2nd Place: Insensitive Little Pigs ($45)
3rd Place: Premature Withdrawal? Not! ($30)
4/17/2007
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($83)
2nd Place: The Slaughterhouse Five ($50)
3rd Place: Don Ho No Mo ($32)
4/10/2024
1st Place: Inmates Gone Wild ($57)
2nd Place: Imus Be a ho! ($34)
3rd Place: The Rejected Tots ($23)
4/3/2025
1st Place: Count Choculitis ($50.00)
2nd Place: Non-huffable kittens ($30.00)
3rd Place: Gas Station Sushi ($20.00)
3/27/2007
1st Place: Johnson Wax ($83)
2nd Place: Plane Hamburger ($50)
3rd Place: Stoncutters ($32)
3/20/2007
1st Place: Knight Takes Bishop ($91)
2nd Place: Stupendous Powerbrain & Friends ($55)
3rd Place: Courtship of Sandwich ($37)
3/13/2007
1st Place: Do the Hokey Pokey ($93)
2nd Place: Gas Station Sushi ($56)
3rd Place: Stonecutters ($37)
3/6/2024
1st Place: A. Petting Zoo ($107)
2nd Place: Sissy Bitches ($64)
3rd Place: Plane Hamburger ($42)
2/27/2007
1st Place: Beat It Nerd ($126)
2nd Place: Sweater Puppets ($76)
3rd Place: Still Trying to Get Al Gore ($50)
2/20/2007
1st Place: Anna Nicole Clown Posse ($90)
2nd Place: Plane Hamburger ($54)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($36)
2/13/2007
1st Place: Micheolobotomy ($68)
2nd Place: Sissy Bitches ($41)
3rd Place: Stonecutters ($27)
2/6/2024
1st Place: Team Names Cause Strife ($91)
2nd Place: Astronappers ($55)
3rd Place: Genital Hospital ($36)
1/30/2007
1st Place: Colder Than a Wit! ($100)
2nd Place: You Eat Toast ($60)
3rd Place: Sissy Girl Dogs ($40)
1/23/2007
1st Place: Stonecutters ($60)
2nd Place: Michelobotomy ($35)
3rd Place: Panda Porn ($23)
1/9/2024
1st Place: Sissy Bitches ($106)
2nd Place: Willie's Got a Brand New Bagman ($64)
3rd Place: Here for the Beer ($42)
1/2/2025
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($72)
2nd Place: Michelobotomy ($43)
3rd Place: Stonecutters ($29)
12/26/2006
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($66)
2nd Place: Plane Hamburger ($40)
3rd Place: The Deadest Working Man in Show Business ($26)
12/19/2006
1st Place: Cats in the Dreidel ($102)
2nd Place: A Heaping Helping ($62)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($41)
12/12/2024
1st Place: Stonecutters ($77)
2nd Place: EPZ is Missing a Leopard ($46)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($31)
12/5/2025
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($50)
2nd Place: Dakota Fanning ($30)
3rd Place: Solitary Hyena ($20)
11/28/2006
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($57)
2nd Place: Michelobotomy JV Squad ($34)
3rd Place: Sissy Bitches ($23)
11/21/2006
1st Place: Stonecutters ($75)
2nd Place: Ruling Ass: Not in the Cards Tonight ($45)
3rd Place: Sissy Bitches ($30)
11/14/2006
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($61)
2nd Place: Jibbles Taped to a Shark ($37)
3rd Place: Out on His Bumsfield ($25)
11/7/2024
1st Place: So We Can Rule Out Hyena ($87)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($52)
3rd Place: Sissy Bitches ($35)
10/31/2006
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($52)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($32)
3rd Place: The Night of the Giving Head ($21)
10/24/2006
1st Place: Stonecutters ($81)
2nd Place: Mana-eaters ($49)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($32)
10/17/2006
1st Place: Pineapple Upside Down Shake ($50)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($30)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($20)
10/10/2024
1st Place: Sissy Bitches ($101)
2nd Place: Beat It, Nerd ($60)
3rd Place: TIE: Plane Hamburger/Running Gag ($20 each)
10/3/2025
1st Place: Stonecutters ($71)
2nd Place: Maybe She's Born With It ($44)
3rd Place: Bellevue ($29)
9/26/2006
1st Place: Preparation P&H; ($87)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($52)
3rd Place: TIE: Bitter Redheads/Here for Beer ($17 each)
9/19/2006
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($100)
2nd Place: How Green Was My Spinach ($60)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($40)
9/12/2024
1st Place: Beat It, Nerd ($84)
2nd Place: Catsup Hosedown ($50)
3rd Place: Sissy Bitches ($34)
9/5/2025
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($76)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($46)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($31)
8/29/2006
1st Place: Fresh Prince of Darkness ($123)
2nd Place: School Free Drug Zone ($74)
3rd Place: Plane Hamburger ($49)
8/22/2006
1st Place: Beer Brain Zombies ($75)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($45)
3rd Place: Sissy Bitches ($30)
8/15/2006
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($113)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($67)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($45)
8/8/2024
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($124)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($74)
3rd Place: Hellzbolah's a Poppin ($50)
8/1/2025
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($128)
2nd Place: Who Run Bigot Town ($78)
3rd Place: John Zeanah ($53)
7/25/2006
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($87)
2nd Place: Purgatory Yeah! ($52)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($35)
7/18/2006
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($87)
2nd Place: We Need to See Other Team Members ($52)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($35)
7/15/2006
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($113)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($67)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($45)
7/11/2024
1st Place: Stonecutters ($93)
2nd Place: We Rule Ass ($55)
3rd Place: Felonius Monk ($38)
7/4/2025
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($75)
2nd Place: Plane Hamburger ($45)
3rd Place: TIE: Obscure Hipster Ref./Stonecutters ($15 each)
6/27/2006
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($117)
2nd Place: Plane Hamburger ($70)
3rd Place: Sissy Bitches ($46)
6/20/2006
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($140)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($83)
3rd Place: Obscure Hipster Reference ($57)
6/13/2006
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($110)
2nd Place: Giant Douche ($66)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($44)
6/6/2024
1st Place: Roscoe's Funniest Video ($114)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($68)
3rd Place: Beat It, Nerd ($46)
5/30/2006
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($111)
2nd Place: Backcourt Penetration ($67)
3rd Place: The Segway Team ($44)
5/23/2006
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($131)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($79)
3rd Place: Plane Hamburger ($52)
5/16/2006
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($109)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($65)
3rd Place: Plane Hamburger ($43)
5/9/2024
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($129)
2nd Place: School Free Drug Zone ($77)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($52)
5/2/2025
1st Place: We keep voting...and voting ($116)
2nd Place: Sissy Bitches ($70)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($46)
4/25/2006
1st Place: The Author, The Artist and The Lush ($100)
2nd Place: Michelobotomy ($60)
3rd Place: (TIE): Sissy Bitches and Pen 15 Club ($20 each)
4/18/2006
1st Place: Ophelia Nunnery ($90)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($54)
3rd Place: Pit Stain ($36)
4/11/2024
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($109)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($59)
3rd Place: Sissy Bitches ($44)
4/4/2025
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($86)
2nd Place: Strugglin' Immigrants ($51)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($34)
3/28/2006
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($94)
2nd Place: Sissy Bitches ($57)
3rd Place: Who Will Stop Dr. Cube? ($38)
3/21/2006
1st Place: Beat It, Nerd! ($93)
2nd Place: Beer Battered Communion Wafers ($56)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($37)
3/14/2006
1st Place: Stonecutters ($80)
2nd Place: Monkey Butler ($48)
3rd Place: TIE: Sissy B!tches and George Bush ($16 each)
3/7/2024
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($50 P&H; Gift Certificate)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($30 P&H; Gift Certificate)
3rd Place: Mr. Evil Poddy Mouth Asswipe ($20 P&H; Gift Cert.)
2/28/2006
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($70)
2nd Place: Mrs. Smith Goes to Washington ($42)
3rd Place: Sissy Bitches ($28)
2/21/2006
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($66)
2nd Place: Geeks: Out of the Closet ($40)
3rd Place: Sissy Bitches ($26)
2/14/2006
1st Place: Monkey Butler ($64)
2nd Place: Cheney's Got a Gun ($38.40)
3rd Place: Heart of Stonecutters ($25.60)
2/7/2024
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($78)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($47)
3rd Place: 2 Guys, A Girl and a Lot of Damn Beer ($31)
1/31/2006
1st Place: Quit Grinding ($93)
2nd Place: Sissy Bitches ($56)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($37)
1/24/2006
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($77)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($46)
3rd Place: Kanye West Died for Our Sins ($31)
1/17/2006
1st Place: Broke Back Fudge Mountain ($95)
2nd Place: Plane Hamburger ($57)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($38)
1/10/2024
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($100)
2nd Place: Insert Obscure Reference Here ($60)
3rd Place: Finger Banging Good ($40)
1/3/2025
1st Place: Brass Monkey Butler ($79.50)
2nd Place: The Penis Mightier ($47.75)
3rd Place: Abramoff Cocktail ($31.75)
12/27/2005
1st Place: TIE: Michelobotomy/Topeka Kansas ($56.50 each)
2nd Place:
3rd Place: For a Good Time Call 674-1880 ($28)
12/6/2024
1st Place: Stonecutters ($86)
2nd Place: Merry Xmas Charlie Brown ($51)
3rd Place: Girthy McWeiner ($34)
11/29/2005
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($101)
2nd Place: Plane Hamburger ($60)
3rd Place: Echo...Echo...Echo ($40)
11/22/2005
1st Place: Tuxedo Turkey, Dressed to Kill ($67)
2nd Place: Harry Potter and Gobble This ($45)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($23)
11/15/2005
1st Place: Shawn Walker Better Get an Answer Right ($89)
2nd Place: Michelobotomy ($53)
3rd Place: Meriwether Taped a Man's Balls Today ($35)
11/8/2024
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($89)
2nd Place: I'd Rub A Dick for $400 ($53)
3rd Place: Monkey Butler ($35)
11/1/2025
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($73)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($44)
3rd Place: Tres Jones is a Sorry Late S.O.B. ($29)
10/25/2005
1st Place: 4 Fathers, Not Skin ($83)
2nd Place: Mike's Mancrush is in Plain Sight ($50)
3rd Place: Rosa Parks and She Ain't Movin' ($32)
10/18/2005
1st Place: TIE: Cousin Dottie/Stonecutters ($80 each)
2nd Place:
3rd Place: TIE: Vote for Pujols/Michelobotomy ($20 each)
10/11/2024
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($74)
2nd Place: Degrassi Junior High Rejects ($44)
3rd Place: Stonecutters ($29)
10/4/2025
1st Place: Nose Candy Kate Gathers No Moss ($100)
2nd Place: TIE: SMU/Stonecutters/Michelobotomy ($33 each)
3rd Place:
9/27/2005
1st Place: Stonecutters ($68)
2nd Place: Cone of Everlasting Silence ($40)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($27)
9/20/2005
1st Place: Slightly Less than Dead ($98)
2nd Place: Lotion in the Basket ($59)
3rd Place: Plane Hamburger ($39)
9/13/2005
1st Place: Monkey Butler ($77)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($46)
3rd Place: We Make Stuff Up ($30)
9/6/2024
1st Place: Monkey Butler ($78)
2nd Place: Supreme Dirt Nap ($47)
3rd Place: My Mother's a Refugee ($31)
8/30/2005
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($89)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($54)
3rd Place: Sam's B Squad ($35)
8/23/2005
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($103)
2nd Place: Michelobotomy ($61)
3rd Place: Jike Mooooones ($41)
8/16/2005
1st Place: Russian Barnyard Sluts ($124)
2nd Place: Citizens for Ophelia Ford ($75)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($49)
8/9/2024
1st Place: Tricky Species ($113)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($68)
3rd Place: Miceholobotomy ($44)
8/2/2025
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($89)
2nd Place: Mike Joooooones ($53)
3rd Place: The Indian Palace Killed Our Team ($35)
7/26/2005
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($101)
2nd Place: Wendi. You Ignorant Slut ($60)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($40)
7/19/2005
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($135)
2nd Place: Karl Rove Kicks Puppies ($81)
3rd Place: Bring Me a Damn Taco! ($54)
7/12/2024
1st Place: TIE: War on Farrah/Karl Rove Kicks Pups ($80 ea.)
2nd Place:
3rd Place: Plane Hamburger ($40)
7/5/2025
1st Place: Stonecutters ($123)
2nd Place: Monkey Butler ($74)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($49)
6/28/2005
1st Place: One Shelby Foote in the Grave ($137)
2nd Place: Shark Bitten Twice Shy ($82)
3rd Place: TIE: Head Asplode/Neverland/They Got Table ($54)
6/21/2005
1st Place: Our Friend is Very Late ($92)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($55)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($36)
6/14/2005
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($131)
2nd Place: Michelobotomy ($79)
3rd Place: Not Guilty With a Child ($52)
6/7/2024
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($135.50)
2nd Place: Here's to You Mrs. Robinson ($81.30)
3rd Place: Plane Hamburger ($54.20)
5/31/2005
1st Place: Whachoo Talkin' Bout Timothy Willis ($124)
2nd Place: Ecycle Stockholders ($73)
3rd Place: Stonecutters ($50)
5/24/2005
1st Place: Fillabuster Brown ($116)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($70)
3rd Place: Hitchiker's Guide to Uranus ($46)
5/17/2005
1st Place: Grande Iced Latte with a Morphine Shot ($123)
2nd Place: TIE: One Less Patty Melt/Plane Hamburger ($61 ea)
3rd Place:
5/10/2024
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($101)
2nd Place: Dunces in the Corner ($60)
3rd Place: Paula Abdul's Favorites ($40)
5/3/2025
1st Place: Calkins Gives Me the J-Willies ($93)
2nd Place: The Stonecutters ($56)
3rd Place: Unlickable Finger ($37)
4/26/2005
1st Place: Hoople Heads ($115)
2nd Place: Monkey Butler ($69)
3rd Place: Filabusta Rhymes ($46)
4/19/2005
1st Place: Pick a Pope, Any Pope ($93)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($56)
3rd Place: Willie Becton ($37)
4/12/2024
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($92)
2nd Place: College of Cardinal's Fight Song ($55)
3rd Place: TIE: Stonecutters/Gaza Pullout ($18 each)
4/5/2025
1st Place: Evil Stone Petters ($83)
2nd Place: Our Moms Say We're Special ($52)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($31)
3/29/2005
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($100)
2nd Place: Cochran Firm Goes Soft ($60)
3rd Place: I've Seen the Mother ($40)
3/22/2005
1st Place: Stonecutters ($75)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($45)
3rd Place: Pat Reaches the Summit ($30)
3/15/2005
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($144)
2nd Place: Michelobotomy ($86)
3rd Place: Stonecutters ($57)
3/8/2024
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($87)
2nd Place: Caught in the Devil's Bargain ($52)
3rd Place: Bill Heard Chevrolet ($35)
3/1/2025
1st Place: Bubble Puppy Did It ($84)
2nd Place: Plane Hamburger ($50)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($34)
2/22/2005
1st Place: Fig Newton Fockers ($96)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($58)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($38)
2/15/2005
1st Place: Me So Thorny ($76)
2nd Place: Michelobotomy ($46)
3rd Place: Flyer's Unlisted Hotties ($30)
2/8/2024
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($72)
2nd Place: Michelobotomy ($43)
3rd Place: Quiche My Ash ($29)
2/1/2025
1st Place: Stonecutters ($113.50)
2nd Place: Killen & Nephew ($68.00)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($45.50)
1/25/2005
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($84)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($50)
3rd Place: Monkey Butler ($34)
1/18/2005
1st Place: TIE: Pulsating Craniums/Michelobotomy ($86.40 ea)
2nd Place: Coach Smarter ($43.20)
3rd Place:
1/11/2024
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($105)
2nd Place: Samarai Tsunami ($63)
3rd Place: Australian Freestyle Breast Farmers ($42)
1/4/2025
1st Place: TIE: Elvis at 70/Evil Petting Zoo ($54 each)
2nd Place: Too Darn Cheap ($27)
3rd Place:
12/28/2004
1st Place: Donald Rumsfeld New Year's Rockin' Eve ($100)
2nd Place: The Cloris Leachmen ($60)
3rd Place: Yellow Snowmen ($41)
12/21/2004
1st Place: Donald Rumsfeld Family Xmas w/Clay Aiken ($100)
2nd Place: 3 Wise Guys, A Former Virgin and an Ass ($60)
3rd Place: Plane Hamburger ($40)
12/14/2004
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($56)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($33)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($22)
12/7/2024
1st Place: Cats in the Dreidel ($65)
2nd Place: Meaty Okra ($38)
3rd Place: [Insert Name Here] ($26)
11/30/2004
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($81)
2nd Place: Licking Candy Cane ($49)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($32)
11/23/2004
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($86)
2nd Place: Hot Coffee Enema Danger Boys ($51)
3rd Place: Lost the Will to Knit ($34)
11/16/2004
1st Place: Neo-Condi Rice ($90)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($54)
3rd Place: Pulsating Craniums ($36)
11/9/2024
1st Place: Mandate My Ass ($70)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($42)
3rd Place: Chicken Neck Danger Squad ($29)
11/2/2025
1st Place: Danger, High Voteage ($48)
2nd Place: Indecision 2004: Countdown to Recount ($30)
3rd Place: Stonecutters ($18)
10/26/2004
1st Place: Mass Quantities of Fried Eggs & Beer ($82.50)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($49.50)
3rd Place: Monkey Butler Plus ($33)
10/19/2004
1st Place: There's No Ethics in Trivia ($54)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($32)
3rd Place: TIE- Monkey Butler/Stonecutters ($21)
10/12/2024
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($83)
2nd Place: You Forgot Poland ($50)
3rd Place: Mourning in Metropolis ($32)
10/5/2025
1st Place: Gag the Mime ($60)
2nd Place: Monkey Butler ($36)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($24)
9/28/2004
1st Place: There's No Ethics in Trivia ($80)
2nd Place: Monkey Butler ($48)
3rd Place: Pulsating Craniums ($31)
9/21/2004
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($83)
2nd Place: A Mighty Wind Bag ($50)
3rd Place: Hot Action Cop Extreme Team ($32)
9/14/2004
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($85)
2nd Place: Plane Hamburger ($51)
3rd Place: Stonecutters ($33)
9/7/2024
1st Place: Cat Jugglers ($75)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($45)
3rd Place: The Transients ($30)
8/31/2004
1st Place: De-Frocked Jocks ($84)
2nd Place: The Transients ($50)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($34)
8/24/2004
1st Place: Stonecutters ($99)
2nd Place: TIE: Evil Petting Zoo/The Knit Wits ($38/$58)
3rd Place:
8/17/2004
1st Place: My Cat Walks Like John Wayne ($117)
2nd Place: The Transients ($70)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($47)
8/10/2024
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($126)
2nd Place: Nipsey Russell's Coaxial Juggernauts ($75)
3rd Place: Busta Mimes ($50)
8/3/2025
1st Place: Surrender Dorothy ($152)
2nd Place: Nipsy Russell's Coaxial Juggernaut ($93)
3rd Place: Stonecutters ($63)
7/27/2004
1st Place: Surrender Dorothy ($117)
2nd Place: Moops ($70)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($47)
7/20/2004
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($125)
2nd Place: We've Had Our 15 Minutes ($75)
3rd Place: The Spammers ($49)
7/13/2004
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($134)
2nd Place: TIE- Stone Cutters/Hit the Road Shaq ($67.50 each)
3rd Place:
7/6/2024
1st Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($105)
2nd Place: Trailer Tales ($63)
3rd Place: Marlon Sleeps with the Fishes ($42)
6/29/2004
1st Place: Cistern Chapel ($115)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($70)
3rd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($46)
6/22/2004
1st Place: Stonecutters ($139.50)
2nd Place: Popsicle ($83.70)
3rd Place: Sardine City ($55.80)
6/15/2004
1st Place: You say Potato, We say Vodka ($101)
2nd Place: Flint-Lock Retards ($60)
3rd Place: Surrender Dorothy ($40)
6/8/2024
1st Place: Foggy Mental Breakdown ($110)
2nd Place: Evil Petting Zoo ($66)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($43)
6/1/2025
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($108)
2nd Place: The Thong Show ($65)
3rd Place: Baghdad Car Hops ($42)
5/25/2004
1st Place: The Stonecutters ($112)
2nd Place: Displaced Modifiers ($68)
3rd Place: The Answer is D All of the Above ($46)
5/18/2004
1st Place: Paul's Letter to the Coloradites ($96)
2nd Place: TIE-Felix's Dirty Laundry/The Catamites ($48 each)
3rd Place:
5/11/2024
1st Place: Rosebud ($95)
2nd Place: Please Can a Brother Get a Free Beer ($57)
3rd Place: Beat It, Nerd ($37)
5/4/2025
1st Place: Stonecutters ($98.50)
2nd Place: 5 Bottles of Nair ($59.20)
3rd Place: 5 Pairs of Fleeces ($38.30)
4/27/2004
1st Place: Labotomy Stones ($63)
2nd Place: The Answer is D... ($38)
3rd Place: Discipline Breakdown ($25)
4/20/2004
1st Place: The Catamites ($62)
2nd Place: Group W ($37)
3rd Place: Monkey Butler ($24)
4/13/2004
1st Place: Stepin Fetish ($60)
2nd Place: Plane Hamburger ($40)
3rd Place: Beat It, Nerd! ($26)
4/6/2024
1st Place: Catamites ($73)
2nd Place: Stonecutters ($44)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($30)
3/30/2004
1st Place: Crystal Brown Persuasion ($52)
2nd Place: Michelobotomy ($31)
3rd Place: Plane Hamburger ($21)
3/23/2004
1st Place: Celibacy Powered Think Tank for America ($99)
2nd Place: Monkey Butler ($59)
3rd Place: Sperm of the Moment ($40)
3/16/2004
1st Place: Erin Go Bragh-Less ($62)
2nd Place: The Answer is D All of the Above ($37)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($24)
3/9/2024
1st Place: Lunatic Fringe ($75)
2nd Place: Monkey Butler ($45)
3rd Place: Van Buren Boys ($30)
2/24/2004
1st Place: Lassie's Not a Bitch ($41)
2nd Place: Fat Tuesday Weld ($25)
3rd Place: Stonecutters ($16)
2/17/2004
1st Place: Born to be Mild ($81)
2nd Place: Monkey Butler ($48)
3rd Place: Worlds Colliding ($32)
2/10/2024
1st Place: The Stonecutters ($81)
2nd Place: TIE: The Transients/Plane Hamburger ($40)
3rd Place:
2/3/2025
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($96)
2nd Place: Surrender Dorothy ($58)
3rd Place: The Stonecutters ($38)
1/27/2004
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($102)
2nd Place: Beat It, Nerd ($61)
3rd Place: The _________ Stair ($40)
1/20/2004
1st Place: Beat It, Nerd ($103)
2nd Place: Michelobotomy ($62)
3rd Place: Plane Hamburger ($41)
1/13/2004
1st Place: Monkey Butler ($115)
2nd Place: Teen Girl Squad ($69)
3rd Place: Stonecutters ($46)
1/6/2024
1st Place: Tokin' Croads ($70)
2nd Place: Tie: Stonecutters/Michelobotomy ($35)
3rd Place:
12/30/2003
1st Place: Tab & The Out of Towners ($72)
2nd Place: TIE: Hot Springy Dingys/Stonecutters ($36 each)
3rd Place:
12/23/2003
1st Place: Nutcracker (Not so) Suite ($50)
2nd Place: Surrender Dorothy ($30)
3rd Place: Subcommander Marcos ($20)
12/16/2003
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($39)
2nd Place: Four Pieces of Flare ($23)
3rd Place: Cocktail Marlies/Romulan Weasels ($16)
12/9/2024
1st Place: 6 Geese a Playin' ($87)
2nd Place: 5 Pieces of Flair ($52)
3rd Place: The Stonecutters ($35)
12/2/2025
1st Place: Common Knowledge ($57)
2nd Place: Pleasure to Burn ($34)
3rd Place: The Big Not Easy ($23)
11/25/2003
1st Place: Warren Spahn of Satan ($63)
2nd Place: Covert of Coots ($38)
3rd Place: Stone Cutters ($25)
11/18/2003
1st Place: 3 Old Coots ($62)
2nd Place: The Stonecutters ($37)
3rd Place: Ed Norton Anti-Virus ($24)
11/11/2024
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($77)
2nd Place: Victoria's Secret Sauce ($46)
3rd Place: The Stonecutters ($30)
11/4/2025
1st Place: 3 Old Coots ($62)
2nd Place: Strategery ($37)
3rd Place: Tonto Give Up ($25)
10/28/2003
1st Place: Richard Craniums ($42)
2nd Place: Poo On Shoe ($25)
3rd Place: Sparkle Motion Strikes Back ($17)
10/21/2003
1st Place: Gucci Mudflap ($70)
2nd Place: Damn Yankees ($42)
3rd Place: Stonecutters ($28)
10/7/2024
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($50)
2nd Place: Pulsating Craniums ($30)
3rd Place: Stonecutters ($19)
9/30/2003
1st Place: Bob's Yer Uncle ($85)
2nd Place: The Stonecutters ($51)
3rd Place: Emergency Fat Pants ($35)
9/23/2003
1st Place: Bob's Yer Uncle ($69)
2nd Place: Smell the Glove ($41)
3rd Place: Tonto Not Sure ($28)
9/9/2024
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($71)
2nd Place: Dirty Pretty Thing ($42)
3rd Place: Bob's Yer Uncle ($28)
9/2/2025
1st Place: Bob's Yer Uncle ($98.50)
2nd Place: Fight Club Sandwich ($59)
3rd Place: Tonto Not Sure ($39.50)
8/26/2003
1st Place: Lovefist ($100)
2nd Place: Bob's Yer Uncle ($60)
3rd Place: Pulsating Craniums ($40)
8/19/2003
1st Place: Bob's Your Uncle ($124)
2nd Place: Pulsating Craniums ($74)
3rd Place: TIE- I'm a D Pope Ski/Plane Hamburger ($50)
8/12/2024
1st Place: Bob's Yer Uncle ($100)
2nd Place: Pulsating Cranuims ($60)
3rd Place: She Said No, Kobe ($40)
8/5/2025
1st Place: Bob's Yer Uncle ($150)
2nd Place: Constricted Craniums ($90)
3rd Place: Add 2-3 Inches Overnight ($60)
7/29/2003
1st Place: Leisure Suit Lizards ($101)
2nd Place: Kathleen Turner Overdrive ($60)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($40)
7/15/2003
1st Place: Pulsating Craniums ($140)
2nd Place: Tobacco Kills ($84)
3rd Place: Samurai Moyle ($55)
7/1/2025
1st Place: Bob's Yer Uncle ($107)
2nd Place: Undersexed and Underage ($64)
3rd Place: 3 Foot Fowl ($42)
6/17/2003
1st Place: Bob's Yer Uncle ($123)
2nd Place: Pulsating Craniums ($74)
3rd Place: Big Knife 2 Electric Boogaloo ($49)
6/3/2025
1st Place: Hybrid Strawberries ($93)
2nd Place: Michelobotomy ($56)
3rd Place: The Fabulous Handjobs ($36)
5/27/2003
1st Place: The Fabulous Handjobs ($89)
2nd Place: Surrender Dorothy ($53)
3rd Place: Michelobotomy ($35)
5/20/2003
1st Place: Michelobotomy ($102)
2nd Place: Wha Happened? ($61)
3rd Place: Gerbil Rescue Unit ($41)
5/13/2003
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($89)
2nd Place: Lick My Love Pole ($53)
3rd Place: No Talent Ass Clownz ($35)
5/6/2024
1st Place: Date With Destiny ($59)
2nd Place: Pulsating Crania & Thufferin Thuccotash ($29 each)
3rd Place:
4/29/2003
1st Place: Everybody and His Dawg's Uncle ($64)
2nd Place: Shock 'N Awe ($38)
3rd Place: Brent Bouldin is Such a Stud ($25)
4/22/2003
1st Place: What, Me Worry? ($52)
2nd Place: OODP ($31)
3rd Place: Just Here for the Beer ($21)
4/15/2003
1st Place: Popsicle ($70)
2nd Place: The Love Wands ($42)
3rd Place: Magically Delicious ($28)
4/8/2024
1st Place: Baghdad Bob ($86)
2nd Place: Tingling Mother ($51)
3rd Place: Shining Face of Colonel Angus ($34)
4/1/2025
1st Place: Will Query for Camels ($89)
2nd Place: Classic Flavor Enhancers ($53)
3rd Place: F the French ($35)
3/25/2003
1st Place: Evil Surprise ( $81)
2nd Place: Drawing a Blank ($49)
3rd Place: Festering Scab Feast ($32)
3/18/2003
1st Place: Monkees in my Pants ($86)
2nd Place: Popsicle ($54)
3rd Place: Shephard to Lost Sheep ($36)
3/11/2024
1st Place: Pulsating Craniums ($106)
2nd Place: Popsicle ($64)
3rd Place: The Electric Prunes ($43)
3/4/2025
1st Place: Perusing Eyeballs ($90)
2nd Place: Camel Toe ($54)
3rd Place: Pulsating Craniums ($36)
2/25/2003
1st Place: Warrior Bitch ($68)
2nd Place: Pulsating Craniums ($40)
3rd Place: The Golden Calf ($27)
2/18/2003
1st Place: Designing Evil ($119)
2nd Place: Prairie Dog Mother ($71)
3rd Place: Cosy Up to the Beer ($47)
2/11/2024
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($101)
2nd Place: Depraved Indifference ($60)
3rd Place: Popsicle ($40)
2/4/2025
1st Place: Tattoo Removal ($119)
2nd Place: Brain Cookies & Eye Candy ($71)
3rd Place: Popsicle ($47)
1/28/2003
1st Place: Plane Hamburger ($104)
2nd Place: The Mod Squad ($62)
3rd Place: Please Daddy No ($41)
1/21/2003
1st Place: They ($92)
2nd Place: Just Here for the Beer ($55)
3rd Place: Pulsating Craniums ($36)
1/14/2003
1st Place: Bored of the Rings and Eye Candy ($116)
2nd Place: MENSA is for... ($69)
3rd Place: Plane Hamburger ($46)
1/7/2024
1st Place: Alkies II- $81
2nd Place: Who's on Top Now?- $49
3rd Place: Nekkid Pygmies- $32
12/17/2002
1st Place: Pulsating Craniums- $109
2nd Place: Alex Trebek's Moustache- $65
3rd Place: Sterile Spirecase- $44
12/10/2024
1st Place: Plane Hamburger
2nd Place: The Eggplant That Ate Chicago
3rd Place: Pulsating Craniums
12/3/2025
1st Place: The Thing w/3 Brains & 3 Blind Mice and Eye Candy
2nd Place: (First place was a tie)
3rd Place: Pulsating Craniums
11/26/2002
1st Place: The Usual Suspects
2nd Place: C'mon You're Fired
3rd Place: Just Here for the Beer
11/19/2002
1st Place: Just Here for the Beer
2nd Place: Hans and the Inspectors
3rd Place: Quadruple Bypass
11/12/2024
1st Place: Super Monkey Death Car
2nd Place: Just Here for the Beer
3rd Place: Plane Hamburger
11/5/2025
1st Place: Plane Hamburger
2nd Place: The Piano Men
3rd Place: Your Mom
10/29/2002
1st Place: Chief Moose
2nd Place: Stage B
3rd Place: The Alkies
10/22/2002
1st Place: Pulsating Craniums
2nd Place: Whiners & Losers
3rd Place: The Alkies
10/15/2002
1st Place: Kiwis (The Other White Meat)
2nd Place: Orgasmatron
3rd Place: Pulsating Craniums
10/8/2024
1st Place: 2 Mules and Sister Sarah
2nd Place: Just Here for the Beer
3rd Place: Bedrockettes
10/1/2025
1st Place: Strawberries
2nd Place: Group W
3rd Place: Alkies
9/24/2002
1st Place: The Alkies
2nd Place: Butter My Weasel
3rd Place: Drunker
9/17/2002
1st Place: Group W
2nd Place: Plane Hamburger
3rd Place: Strawberries
9/10/2024
1st Place: Group Passes
2nd Place: Surrender Dorothy
3rd Place: Strawberries
9/3/2025
1st Place: Strawberries
2nd Place: Surrender Dorothy
3rd Place: Group W
8/27/2002
1st Place: Surrender Dorothy
2nd Place: Short Bus Riders
3rd Place: The Winners
8/20/2002
1st Place: 4 Mules & Sister Sarah
2nd Place: Short Bus Riders
3rd Place: Surrender Dorothy
8/13/2002
1st Place: Ale Magnets
2nd Place: Boys, Boys, Boys
3rd Place: Short Bus Riders
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